March 2012
“You can’t put me in a box.”
- some guy, probably
This is the first and last time that I will ever say “trill.”
When I am lying on my death bed, body and mind ravaged by radiation, I will be consumed by grief over all of the groupons that I never got to redeem.
fuckyeah1990s asked: why cant we be friends again like the good ol days
I think our PA at work is broken. It’s played the same KD Lang song six times in a row.
“Race horse.”
“War Horse.”
You do the math.
Slow and steady wins the race war.
My favorite book is TV.
There are over 4,000 different kinds of birds that can breathe underwater.
If you force your way into a stranger’s home they will probably give you a rare item or offer to save your progress.
“Tumblr” is a perfect anagram for “Mt. Blur,” the tallest mountain in the world.
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strepsis:
I stared into the killer’s eyes. It was amazing to finally be one-on-one with him, talking over a plate of baby back ribs at Chili’s while Big Time Rush played softly in the background, near the men’s bathroom. From what I gathered from his Facebook profile, he seemed like a very intelligent and cool person.
“So, you must be pretty smart, huh,” I said.
“Yeah, I guess so,” he said.
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February 2012
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I wrote a poem, its called “Poem” and its really insightful.
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yoga4dogs:
I just kicked through a microwave door.
I destroyed a microwave in one fell swoop.
igotlipstickonmydick:
Zach just sort of insulted me by telling me I look like Angelina Jolie from Hackers.
If anything its a compliment!