January 2012
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A lot of you may not know that the P.F. in P.F. Chang’s actually stands for Pablo Francisco.
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k-nock: See more clowns Not talk for a whole month Find out how much of my body I can cover with anti-perspirant before it kills me Write an entire newspaper all by myself Not talk to my dad (REDACTED) Witness something unspeakable Practice holding my breath Spend less time looking at my wrist pretending I have a watch Call that kid who ate his scabs in 8th grade a “weird bitch” because...
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Vote Yoga Dog 2012 (you will love it on your dashboard.)
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You can ride this exploding bong to work if you were so inclined. It does have wheels, two of them to be specific.
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This Bike is a Pipe (Bong.)
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December 2011
Anonymous asked: You're like a less funny brandnewswastikas
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An Unabridged List of People Who Ain’t The Boss of Me.
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Anonymous asked: Bootsy Collins
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strepsis: Adam Richman and the Modern Lovers
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brandnewswastikas: www.wizardfingers.com Better than the original.
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adactivity asked: Reblog this if I am a real 2012 kid.
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I think I’ve bought 15 video games today.
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Let’s get serious. I love puzzles and I love trivia. I like trivia more than puzzles, though.
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Kevin Spicy.
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I may be getting a promotion from answering phones to designing training materials at work.
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Johniffer Anniston.
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People break into homes all the time, especially on TV.
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igotlipstickonmydick: The other night Zach decided to start singing about miracle whip while I was trying to fall asleep. I had to work at 6 in the morning the next day. He is the best one.  This is the worst thing I’ve ever done.
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Who’s Josh Veal and why does he hate anorexic people so much?
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This Taboo tee shows off your humorous side.
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brandnewswastikas: Reblog if you’re not funny. I want to follow all of you.
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